• Women`s styles may change, but their rules remain the same!
    Women`s styles may change, but their rules remain the same!
  • Always love a woman for her personality... they have 10, so you can choose!
    Always love a woman for her personality... they have 10, so you can choose!
  • Women don't hold grudges.<br/>
They simply maintain them until you apologize or admit that you are wrong!
    Women don't hold grudges.
    They simply maintain them until you apologize or admit that you are wrong!
  • Women are much like police. They never believe things without evidence!
    Women are much like police. They never believe things without evidence!
  • Women don't need Oxygen, they can survive on Compliments!
    Women don't need Oxygen, they can survive on Compliments!
  • If nothing can travel faster than the speed of light, how come I see women drivers turn before I see their signal light?
    If nothing can travel faster than the speed of light, how come I see women drivers turn before I see their signal light?
  • Wish women were like geysers, with an automatic cut off button when they get too hot.
    Wish women were like geysers, with an automatic cut off button when they get too hot.
  • Never tell a woman you're infatuated with her. All she'll hear is `fat`!
    Never tell a woman you're infatuated with her. All she'll hear is "fat"!
  • To make a woman happy, give her these three things:<br/>
Attention<br/>
Affection<br/>
Appreciation
    To make a woman happy, give her these three things:
    Attention
    Affection
    Appreciation
  • 3 magical words more beautiful for a married woman than ` I Love You`:<br/>
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    3 magical words more beautiful for a married woman than " I Love You":
    No Cooking Today!
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