• Officer: Madam I need to complete this form. What is your husband's age, & what is your age? <br/>
Lady: When we got married my husband was 25 & I was only 18. Now he is 50 yrs old, that is double... so, accordingly, I am 36. <br/>
The Officer is still calculating!
    Officer: Madam I need to complete this form. What is your husband's age, & what is your age?
    Lady: When we got married my husband was 25 & I was only 18. Now he is 50 yrs old, that is double... so, accordingly, I am 36.
    The Officer is still calculating!
  • What takes 24 parking spaces?<br/>
12 women drivers!
    What takes 24 parking spaces?
    12 women drivers!
  • Can you beat this?<br/>
Woman 1: She told me that you told her the secret I told you not to tell her.<br/>
Woman 2: But I told her not to tell you that I told her.<br/>
Woman 1: OK. Now don't tell her that I told you that she told me!
    Can you beat this?
    Woman 1: She told me that you told her the secret I told you not to tell her.
    Woman 2: But I told her not to tell you that I told her.
    Woman 1: OK. Now don't tell her that I told you that she told me!
  • Women mark their territory by leaving their hair everywhere!
    Women mark their territory by leaving their hair everywhere!
  • I wish girls had more talents but sadly they only have one and that is crying!
    I wish girls had more talents but sadly they only have one and that is crying!
  • Though girls can't find their keys in their purse; but just give them WiFi, they'll find the name, address and blood type of a girl you held hands with in 2nd grade!
    Though girls can't find their keys in their purse; but just give them WiFi, they'll find the name, address and blood type of a girl you held hands with in 2nd grade!
  • Women have three sides:<br/>
1. The quiet side<br/>
2. The fun and crazy side<br/>
3. The side nobody wants to see
    Women have three sides:
    1. The quiet side
    2. The fun and crazy side
    3. The side nobody wants to see
  • Ladies never make mistakes...<br/>
They date them!
    Ladies never make mistakes...
    They date them!
  • How to lie to a woman?<br/>
Never mind, she already knows the truth!
    How to lie to a woman?
    Never mind, she already knows the truth!
  • Women drivers are like stars in the sky. You can see them but...<br/>
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they can't see you!
    Women drivers are like stars in the sky. You can see them but...
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    they can't see you!