|Officer: Madam I need to complete this form. What is your husband's age, & what is your age? |
Lady: When we got married my husband was 25 & I was only 18. Now he is 50 yrs old, that is double... so, accordingly, I am 36.
The Officer is still calculating!
|What takes 24 parking spaces?|
12 women drivers!
|Can you beat this?|
Woman 1: She told me that you told her the secret I told you not to tell her.
Woman 2: But I told her not to tell you that I told her.
Woman 1: OK. Now don't tell her that I told you that she told me!
|Women mark their territory by leaving their hair everywhere!|
|I wish girls had more talents but sadly they only have one and that is crying!|
|Though girls can't find their keys in their purse; but just give them WiFi, they'll find the name, address and blood type of a girl you held hands with in 2nd grade!|
|Women have three sides:|
1. The quiet side
2. The fun and crazy side
3. The side nobody wants to see
|Ladies never make mistakes...|
They date them!
|How to lie to a woman?|
Never mind, she already knows the truth!
|Women drivers are like stars in the sky. You can see them but...|
they can't see you!