• Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life!
    Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life!
  • Confuse your woman by letting her know you're sorry... as soon as you feel that she's going to engage you in an argument!
    Confuse your woman by letting her know you're sorry... as soon as you feel that she's going to engage you in an argument!
  • Why are women like parking spaces?
    Because all the good ones are taken and all the ones left are handicapped!
  • How to meet the woman of your dreams?
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    Never wake up!
  • February is coming. It's the best month of the year... because women
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    speak the least - as it has only 28 days!
  • Most dangerous thing in the world:
    New Car + 'L' Sign + Woman Driver
  • Subway: Where women make sandwiches for men without complaining!
  • Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age but will kill you if you forget their birthday!
    Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age but will kill you if you forget their birthday!