|Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life!|
|Confuse your woman by letting her know you're sorry... as soon as you feel that she's going to engage you in an argument!|
|Why are women like parking spaces?|
Because all the good ones are taken and all the ones left are handicapped!
|How to meet the woman of your dreams?|
Never wake up!
|February is coming. It's the best month of the year... because women|
speak the least - as it has only 28 days!
|Most dangerous thing in the world:|
New Car + 'L' Sign + Woman Driver
|Subway: Where women make sandwiches for men without complaining!|
|Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age but will kill you if you forget their birthday!|