• Arguing with a woman is like getting arrested.<br/>
Everything you say can and will be used against you!
    Arguing with a woman is like getting arrested.
    Everything you say can and will be used against you!
  • A woman may be misinformed, mislead, unclear, misguided and even downright foolish... but she is never ever wrong!
    A woman may be misinformed, mislead, unclear, misguided and even downright foolish... but she is never ever wrong!
  • When a woman says, 'Fine, Go Ahead'!<br/>
It's a dare, not permission. Do not do it!
    When a woman says, 'Fine, Go Ahead'!
    It's a dare, not permission. Do not do it!
  • Sometimes women agree with their husbands, just to see the fear, anxiety and nervous confusion on their faces!
    Sometimes women agree with their husbands, just to see the fear, anxiety and nervous confusion on their faces!
  • You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands.<br/>
For instance, if they're placed around your throat she's probably slightly upset!
    You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands.
    For instance, if they're placed around your throat she's probably slightly upset!
  • Women say that men should come with instructions... what's the point?<br/>
Have you ever seen a woman actually read the instructions?
    Women say that men should come with instructions... what's the point?
    Have you ever seen a woman actually read the instructions?
  • <b>Hard life for women:</b><br/>
Men will not be nice to you if you are not good looking... and women will not be nice to you if you are!
    Hard life for women:
    Men will not be nice to you if you are not good looking... and women will not be nice to you if you are!
  • When a woman no longer gets frustrated and upset with you, you can almost guarantee that she doesn't care anymore!
    When a woman no longer gets frustrated and upset with you, you can almost guarantee that she doesn't care anymore!
  • What women want?<br/>
Women want someone whom they can share their entire life with and who also leaves them alone most of the time!
    What women want?
    Women want someone whom they can share their entire life with and who also leaves them alone most of the time!
  • Women are complex creatures:<br/>
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying;<br/>
And if you don't, you are good for nothing!
    Women are complex creatures:
    If you praise her, she thinks you are lying;
    And if you don't, you are good for nothing!
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