|Women`s styles may change, but their rules remain the same!|
|Always love a woman for her personality... they have 10, so you can choose!|
|Women don't hold grudges.|
They simply maintain them until you apologize or admit that you are wrong!
|Women are much like police. They never believe things without evidence!|
|Women don't need Oxygen, they can survive on Compliments!|
|If nothing can travel faster than the speed of light, how come I see women drivers turn before I see their signal light?|
|Wish women were like geysers, with an automatic cut off button when they get too hot.|
|Never tell a woman you're infatuated with her. All she'll hear is "fat"!|
|To make a woman happy, give her these three things:|
|3 magical words more beautiful for a married woman than " I Love You":|
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