• If nothing can travel faster than the speed of light, how come I see women drivers turn before I see their signal light?
    If nothing can travel faster than the speed of light, how come I see women drivers turn before I see their signal light?
  • Wish women were like geysers, with an automatic cut off button when they get too hot.
    Wish women were like geysers, with an automatic cut off button when they get too hot.
  • Never tell a woman you're infatuated with her. All she'll hear is `fat`!
    Never tell a woman you're infatuated with her. All she'll hear is "fat"!
  • To make a woman happy, give her these three things:<br/>
Attention<br/>
Affection<br/>
Appreciation
    To make a woman happy, give her these three things:
    Attention
    Affection
    Appreciation
  • 3 magical words more beautiful for a married woman than ` I Love You`:<br/>
No Cooking Today!
    3 magical words more beautiful for a married woman than " I Love You":
    No Cooking Today!
  • Of course, women don't work as hard as men.<br/>
They get it right the very first time!
    Of course, women don't work as hard as men.
    They get it right the very first time!
  • A woman will never say no if you ask...<br/>
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Can I tell you a secret?
    A woman will never say no if you ask...
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    Can I tell you a secret?
  • A girl's story:<br/>
My room was clean but then, I had to decide what to wear!
    A girl's story:
    My room was clean but then, I had to decide what to wear!
  • Help a girl when she is in trouble.<br/>
She will surely remember you when she is in trouble again!
    Help a girl when she is in trouble.
    She will surely remember you when she is in trouble again!
  • Woman don't want to hear what you think...<br/>
Woman want to hear what they think in a deeper voice!
    Woman don't want to hear what you think...
    Woman want to hear what they think in a deeper voice!