• Woman don't want to hear what you think...<br/>
Woman want to hear what they think in a deeper voice!
    Woman don't want to hear what you think...
    Woman want to hear what they think in a deeper voice!
  • A woman saying `I'm not mad at you` is like a dentist saying `You won't feel a thing!`
    A woman saying "I'm not mad at you" is like a dentist saying "You won't feel a thing!"
  • Friendly quote of Women:<br />
Women don't need oxygen they can survive on compliments!<br />
    Friendly quote of Women:
    Women don't need oxygen they can survive on compliments!
  • If women think all men are the same, then why do they worry so much about picking the right one?
    If women think all men are the same, then why do they worry so much about picking the right one?
  • Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession!
    Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession!
  • A woman at airport security check:<br/>
May I go through again?<br/>
Security Officer: But why?<br/>
Woman: I am trying to find something in my purse!
    A woman at airport security check:
    May I go through again?
    Security Officer: But why?
    Woman: I am trying to find something in my purse!
  • Most women look for a man with a career, good personality, bank balance and a sense of humour...<br/>
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    Most women look for a man with a career, good personality, bank balance and a sense of humour...
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  • Arguing with a woman is like getting arrested.<br/>
Everything you say can and will be used against you!
    Arguing with a woman is like getting arrested.
    Everything you say can and will be used against you!
  • A woman may be misinformed, mislead, unclear, misguided and even downright foolish... but she is never ever wrong!
    A woman may be misinformed, mislead, unclear, misguided and even downright foolish... but she is never ever wrong!
  • When a woman says, 'Fine, Go Ahead'!<br/>
It's a dare, not permission. Do not do it!
    When a woman says, 'Fine, Go Ahead'!
    It's a dare, not permission. Do not do it!