|Arguing with a woman is like getting arrested.|
Everything you say can and will be used against you!
|A woman may be misinformed, mislead, unclear, misguided and even downright foolish... but she is never ever wrong!|
|When a woman says, 'Fine, Go Ahead'!|
It's a dare, not permission. Do not do it!
|Sometimes women agree with their husbands, just to see the fear, anxiety and nervous confusion on their faces!|
|You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands.|
For instance, if they're placed around your throat she's probably slightly upset!
|Women say that men should come with instructions... what's the point?|
Have you ever seen a woman actually read the instructions?
|Hard life for women:|
Men will not be nice to you if you are not good looking... and women will not be nice to you if you are!
|When a woman no longer gets frustrated and upset with you, you can almost guarantee that she doesn't care anymore!|
|What women want?|
Women want someone whom they can share their entire life with and who also leaves them alone most of the time!
|Women are complex creatures:|
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying;
And if you don't, you are good for nothing!