• Women say that men should come with instructions... what's the point?<br/>
Have you ever seen a woman actually read the instructions?Upload to Facebook
    Women say that men should come with instructions... what's the point?
    Have you ever seen a woman actually read the instructions?
  • <b>Hard life for women:</b><br/>
Men will not be nice to you if you are not good looking... and women will not be nice to you if you are!Upload to Facebook
    Hard life for women:
    Men will not be nice to you if you are not good looking... and women will not be nice to you if you are!
  • When a woman no longer gets frustrated and upset with you, you can almost guarantee that she doesn't care anymore!Upload to Facebook
    When a woman no longer gets frustrated and upset with you, you can almost guarantee that she doesn't care anymore!
  • What women want?<br/>
Women want someone whom they can share their entire life with and who also leaves them alone most of the time!Upload to Facebook
    What women want?
    Women want someone whom they can share their entire life with and who also leaves them alone most of the time!
  • Women are complex creatures:<br/>
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying;<br/>
And if you don't, you are good for nothing!Upload to Facebook
    Women are complex creatures:
    If you praise her, she thinks you are lying;
    And if you don't, you are good for nothing!
  • A thought in every woman's mind:<br/>
I wish I had a Google Map of the inside of my purse!Upload to Facebook
    A thought in every woman's mind:
    I wish I had a Google Map of the inside of my purse!
  • Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets.<br/>
They do so within groups of 40!Upload to Facebook
    Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets.
    They do so within groups of 40!
  • Be scared of girls who aren't scared of cockroaches!Upload to Facebook
    Be scared of girls who aren't scared of cockroaches!
  • A lot of women turn into good drivers...<br/>
So if you're a good driver, watch out for women who are turning!Upload to Facebook
    A lot of women turn into good drivers...
    So if you're a good driver, watch out for women who are turning!
  • If women could read minds,<br/>
Every second man will get slapped!Upload to Facebook
    If women could read minds,
    Every second man will get slapped!
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