|Women say that men should come with instructions... what's the point?|
Have you ever seen a woman actually read the instructions?
|Hard life for women:|
Men will not be nice to you if you are not good looking... and women will not be nice to you if you are!
|When a woman no longer gets frustrated and upset with you, you can almost guarantee that she doesn't care anymore!|
|What women want?|
Women want someone whom they can share their entire life with and who also leaves them alone most of the time!
|Women are complex creatures:|
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying;
And if you don't, you are good for nothing!
|A thought in every woman's mind:|
I wish I had a Google Map of the inside of my purse!
|Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets.|
They do so within groups of 40!
|Be scared of girls who aren't scared of cockroaches!|
|A lot of women turn into good drivers...|
So if you're a good driver, watch out for women who are turning!
|If women could read minds,|
Every second man will get slapped!