• A thought in every woman's mind:<br/>
I wish I had a Google Map of the inside of my purse!
    A thought in every woman's mind:
    I wish I had a Google Map of the inside of my purse!
  • Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets.<br/>
They do so within groups of 40!
    Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets.
    They do so within groups of 40!
  • Be scared of girls who aren't scared of cockroaches!
    Be scared of girls who aren't scared of cockroaches!
  • A lot of women turn into good drivers...<br/>
So if you're a good driver, watch out for women who are turning!
    A lot of women turn into good drivers...
    So if you're a good driver, watch out for women who are turning!
  • If women could read minds,<br/>
Every second man will get slapped!
    If women could read minds,
    Every second man will get slapped!
  • A woman can be happy with any woman as long as she is not prettier than her!
    A woman can be happy with any woman as long as she is not prettier than her!
  • Women's styles may change, but their rules remain the same!
    Women's styles may change, but their rules remain the same!
  • Time waits for no man...<br/>
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Time is obviously a woman!
    Time waits for no man...
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    Time is obviously a woman!
  • Women are less dangerous when they have wet nails!
  • Most dangerous thing in the world:<br/>
New car + 'L' sign + Woman driver!
    Most dangerous thing in the world:
    New car + 'L' sign + Woman driver!
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