|A thought in every woman's mind:|
I wish I had a Google Map of the inside of my purse!
|Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets.|
They do so within groups of 40!
|Be scared of girls who aren't scared of cockroaches!|
|A lot of women turn into good drivers...|
So if you're a good driver, watch out for women who are turning!
|If women could read minds,|
Every second man will get slapped!
|A woman can be happy with any woman as long as she is not prettier than her!|
|Women's styles may change, but their rules remain the same!|
|Time waits for no man...|
Time is obviously a woman!
|Women are less dangerous when they have wet nails!|
|Most dangerous thing in the world:|
New car + 'L' sign + Woman driver!