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    Today good taste at the movies is only in the popcorn.
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  • A foot in the door is worth two on the desk.
  • When some people pay a compliment they expect a receipt.
  • If you're going nowhere, at least you know your destination.
  • Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.
  • I've just replaced my shoelaces with earphones. Now they tie themselves.
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