• Middle age is when many people try to mend their weighs.
  • They're called charge cards for their shock value.
  • Driving with bald tires is a hairy experience.
  • Everyone has a right to be stupid. Politicians just abuse the privilege.
  • I don't like meeting my friends from school and college because they remind me of my failures in life!Upload to Facebook
    I don't like meeting my friends from school and college because they remind me of my failures in life!
  • Credit cards allow you to be broke for two years without you knowing it.
  • Want to be alone?
    Come to New York City!
  • A loser is a bald guy with dandruff.
  • It's not hard to spot a fool unless he's hiding inside you.
  • Aging gracefully is like, the nice way of saying you're slowly looking worse.
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