Alimony - When two people make a mistake and one of them continues to pay for it!
Glass house jokes are always transparent.
When she saw her 1st strand of grey hair... she thought she would 'Dye'!
Actor - A man who tries to be everything but himself.
Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show.
I took an IQ test and the result was negative.
I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.
Women take to good hearted men. Also from.
The old songs are best because nobody sings them any more.
If it weren't for the rains, people would be all dry.