Gravity isn't easy, but it's the law.
Work in bakery if you knead dough.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
There are two kinds of fools - one who give advice and the others who won't take it!
If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast and cheap.
If speed scares you, try Windows!
The hardness of the butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.
90% of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.
All men are different, but husbands are all alike.
Life sucks but death swallows.