• A well-executed theft in which there are no fingerprints left is a 'stainless steal'!
  • People who sleepwalk literally follow their dreams!
  • If you chicken out - get ready to eat crow.
  • Some people will go to any length to trim their width.
  • It is hard to get more out of a bikini than you put into it.
  • Middle age is when many people try to mend their weighs.
  • They're called charge cards for their shock value.
  • Driving with bald tires is a hairy experience.
  • Everyone has a right to be stupid. Politicians just abuse the privilege.
  • I don't like meeting my friends from school and college because they remind me of my failures in life!Upload to Facebook
    I don't like meeting my friends from school and college because they remind me of my failures in life!
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