• It's scary how soon 'Later' comes when you buy 'Now'!Upload to Facebook
    It's scary how soon 'Later' comes when you buy 'Now'!
  • I may not know what I want, but I'm sure I don't have it.Upload to Facebook
    I may not know what I want, but I'm sure I don't have it.
  • Most self-made men are a good example of shoddy workmanship.Upload to Facebook
    Most self-made men are a good example of shoddy workmanship.
  • What disease did cured ham actually have?Upload to Facebook
    What disease did cured ham actually have?
  • Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?Upload to Facebook
    Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
  • If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?Upload to Facebook
    If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
  • Failure defeats losers but it inspires winners!Upload to Facebook
    Failure defeats losers but it inspires winners!
  • The soundest argument makes the least noise!Upload to Facebook
    The soundest argument makes the least noise!
  • Democracy: three wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper.Upload to Facebook
    Democracy: three wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper.
  • I sink, therefore I swam.Upload to Facebook
    I sink, therefore I swam.
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT