Patience with family is love;
Patience with others is respect;
Patience with self is confidence;
And patience with god is faith!
Patience with others is respect;
Patience with self is confidence;
And patience with god is faith!
The worst thing about accidents in the kitchen is eating them.
First impressions are often lasting - especially if they're made by a car bumper.
It's bad luck to be superstitious.
It's far easier to forgive an enemy after you've got even with him.
The world's full of apathy, but so what?
Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.
Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.
Dehydration is liquidity crisis.
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