• How interesting is this, that a package sent by car is a ship-ment, but a package sent by ship is car-go!
  • A bullet does its job after it gets fired!
  • A well-executed theft in which there are no fingerprints left is a 'stainless steal'!
  • People who sleepwalk literally follow their dreams!
  • If you chicken out - get ready to eat crow.
  • Some people will go to any length to trim their width.
  • It is hard to get more out of a bikini than you put into it.
  • Middle age is when many people try to mend their weighs.
  • They're called charge cards for their shock value.
  • Driving with bald tires is a hairy experience.