• Good sportspersons have to lose to prove it.
  • Tight jeans take your breadth away.
  • Today life may begin at sixty - but can you wait that long?
  • Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
  • Workers who roll up their sleeves seldom lose their shirt.
  • Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others!
  • Watch too many reality shows and your life becomes fictitious.
  • Bore: Someone with a different hobby than hours.
  • Forty - The age when a woman stops patting herself on the back and begins under the chin.
  • Dentist - A person who finds work for his own teeth by taking out those of others!