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    Politicians never leave footprints in the sands of time - they are too busy erasing them.
  • Check out state taxes and then you'll realise you were wrong in calling them cheap politicians.Upload to Facebook
    Check out state taxes and then you'll realise you were wrong in calling them cheap politicians.
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    Shoe-makers are known to be sole people.
  • Status-seekers suffer from peer exhaustion.Upload to Facebook
    Status-seekers suffer from peer exhaustion.
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    Subways give token service.
  • I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds.  People move out of the way much faster now! Upload to Facebook
    I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now!
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    WRINKLES: Something other people have!
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One of the greatest labour saving devices of today. Upload to Facebook
    TOMORROW:
    One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.
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An honest opinion openly expressed.Upload to Facebook
    YAWN:
    An honest opinion openly expressed.
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    Slow bachelors aren't even worth catching.
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