• Watch too many reality shows and your life becomes fictitious.
  • Bore: Someone with a different hobby than hours.
  • Forty - The age when a woman stops patting herself on the back and begins under the chin.
  • Dentist - A person who finds work for his own teeth by taking out those of others!
  • When you bend the truth, don't try to torque your way out of it.Upload to Facebook
    When you bend the truth, don't try to torque your way out of it.
  • Unemployed teachers have no class.Upload to Facebook
    Unemployed teachers have no class.
  • Today's tip would have bought the meal 5 years ago.Upload to Facebook
    Today's tip would have bought the meal 5 years ago.
  • Politicians never leave footprints in the sands of time - they are too busy erasing them.Upload to Facebook
    Politicians never leave footprints in the sands of time - they are too busy erasing them.
  • Check out state taxes and then you'll realise you were wrong in calling them cheap politicians.Upload to Facebook
    Check out state taxes and then you'll realise you were wrong in calling them cheap politicians.
  • Shoe-makers are known to be sole people.Upload to Facebook
    Shoe-makers are known to be sole people.
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