Bad politicians are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
Fitness is fighting a losing battle.
What you say is always more important than how you say it, except when you're swearing.
If moths are attracted to bright lights, how come they sleep during the day?
By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task overwhelm me.
Beauty comes from within - within jars, tubes and bottles!
Drive carefully - It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
You're never alone with schizophrenia.
The best way to get a wife to argue with you, is to say something.
One who lacks the courage to start has already finished.
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