• The more you say, the less people remember!
  • Why it's "raining cats and dogs? It should rather be reindeer!
  • It's impossible to put down a book about anti-gravity.
  • I relish the fact that you've Mustard the strength to Ketchup to me!
  • I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me!
  • Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
  • This statement is false!
  • You can't have everything; where would you put it?
  • Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
  • In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your count votes!