The best way to get a wife to argue with you, is to say something.
One who lacks the courage to start has already finished.
A clean tie will attract the soup of the day.
The more attractive you are, the more awkward I am!
Patience with family is love;
Patience with others is respect;
Patience with self is confidence;
And patience with god is faith!
Patience with others is respect;
Patience with self is confidence;
And patience with god is faith!
The worst thing about accidents in the kitchen is eating them.
First impressions are often lasting - especially if they're made by a car bumper.
It's bad luck to be superstitious.
It's far easier to forgive an enemy after you've got even with him.
The world's full of apathy, but so what?
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