|Politicians never leave footprints in the sands of time - they are too busy erasing them.|
|Check out state taxes and then you'll realise you were wrong in calling them cheap politicians.|
|Shoe-makers are known to be sole people.|
|Status-seekers suffer from peer exhaustion.|
|Subways give token service.|
|I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now!|
|WRINKLES: Something other people have!|
One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.
An honest opinion openly expressed.
|Slow bachelors aren't even worth catching.|