• When you`ve seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
  • Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
  • The batteries were given out free of charge.
  • I bought some powdered water....but I didn't know what to add.
  • 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
  • I`d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
  • Half the people you know are below average.
  • Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
  • A fool and his money are soon partying.
  • The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
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