• To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism-to steal from many is research.
  • The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it
  • Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
  • 24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case.....coincidence?
  • Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
  • I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
  • What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
  • Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
  • Eagles may soar, but weasels don`t get sucked into jet engines.
  • Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.