• What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
  • Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
  • Eagles may soar, but weasels don`t get sucked into jet engines.
  • Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
  • When everything is coming your way, you`re in the wrong lane.
  • For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
  • Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
  • I`m writing an unauthorized autobiography.
  • If at first you don`t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
  • I like to paint passing lines on curved roads.