• Lies may be easier to tell and hear, but they don't make the truth disappear.
  • NO woman has ever shot a man while he was washing the dishes.
  • I think I need glasses as I see a lot of people with two faces.
  • I invented the cordless extension cord.
  • The heaviest burden of life is an Empty Pocket!
  • We always hear 'IntelliGENTS'; Have you ever heard 'IntelliLADIES'?
  • It`s easy to fall asleep in class, but hard to fall asleep in my bed.
  • Why Good News & Bad News travel at different speeds!
  • I removed L from LOVER and now it`s all OVER !!!
  • I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.