• It's not hard to spot a fool unless he's hiding inside you.
  • Aging gracefully is like, the nice way of saying you're slowly looking worse.
  • Gold investors believe "Ingot we trust"
  • Few women admit their age; few men act it.
    Few women admit their age; few men act it.
  • Campers: Nature's way of feeding mosquitoes.
  • Perfect guests make their host feel at home.
  • Nobody will ever call 2015 'The good ol days'.
  • Today good taste at the movies is only in the popcorn.
    Today good taste at the movies is only in the popcorn.
  • Infatuation is the last of childhood diseases.
  • A foot in the door is worth two on the desk.