• Good news rarely comes in a brown envelope.
    Good news rarely comes in a brown envelope.
  • The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.
  • A Smith & Wesson beats four aces!
  • Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.
    Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.
  • Some of us learn from the mistakes of others, the rest of us have to be the others!
  • Taller people sleep longer in bed.
  • If my nose were 12 inches long, would it be a foot?
  • Drugs may lead you nowhere, but they provide a scenic route!
  • Climate is what you expect; weather is what you get.
  • The road to success... is always under construction!
    The road to success... is always under construction!
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