• Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in huge bills.
  • Does Ke$ha go by K€sha in Europe!
  • Most rules of thumb suck.
    Most rules of thumb suck.
  • Unless you're the lead dog, the view never changes.
  • Good news rarely comes in a brown envelope.
    Good news rarely comes in a brown envelope.
  • The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.
  • A Smith & Wesson beats four aces!
  • Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.
    Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.
  • Some of us learn from the mistakes of others, the rest of us have to be the others!
  • Taller people sleep longer in bed.