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If my nose were 12 inches long, would it be a foot? -
Drugs may lead you nowhere, but they provide a scenic route! -
Climate is what you expect; weather is what you get. -
The road to success... is always under construction! -
Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time. -
No man ever injured his eyesight by looking on the bright side of things. -
A person who confuses food processor with word processor ends up mincing words. -
If a person is cross-eyed as well as dyslexic, can he see perfectly? -
When wife complains too much about no magic in marriage, husband will disappear. -
A faithful husband is one whose alimony cheque is always on time.