• If my nose were 12 inches long, would it be a foot?
  • Drugs may lead you nowhere, but they provide a scenic route!
  • Climate is what you expect; weather is what you get.
  • The road to success... is always under construction!
    The road to success... is always under construction!
  • Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.
  • No man ever injured his eyesight by looking on the bright side of things.
  • A person who confuses food processor with word processor ends up mincing words.
  • If a person is cross-eyed as well as dyslexic, can he see perfectly?
  • When wife complains too much about no magic in marriage, husband will disappear.
    When wife complains too much about no magic in marriage, husband will disappear.
  • A faithful husband is one whose alimony cheque is always on time.
    A faithful husband is one whose alimony cheque is always on time.