• The road to success... is always under construction!
    The road to success... is always under construction!
  • Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.
  • No man ever injured his eyesight by looking on the bright side of things.
  • A person who confuses food processor with word processor ends up mincing words.
  • If a person is cross-eyed as well as dyslexic, can he see perfectly?
  • When wife complains too much about no magic in marriage, husband will disappear.
    When wife complains too much about no magic in marriage, husband will disappear.
  • A faithful husband is one whose alimony cheque is always on time.
    A faithful husband is one whose alimony cheque is always on time.
  • Did you hear about the optimist who drowned in a bath half full?
  • Blow your mind - smoke gunpowder.
  • PRAYER is a state of mind, where an amazing exchange happens! We hand over our worries to God and He hands over His blessings to us!
    PRAYER is a state of mind, where an amazing exchange happens! We hand over our worries to God and He hands over His blessings to us!