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The road to success... is always under construction! -
Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time. -
No man ever injured his eyesight by looking on the bright side of things. -
A person who confuses food processor with word processor ends up mincing words. -
If a person is cross-eyed as well as dyslexic, can he see perfectly? -
When wife complains too much about no magic in marriage, husband will disappear. -
A faithful husband is one whose alimony cheque is always on time. -
Did you hear about the optimist who drowned in a bath half full? -
Blow your mind - smoke gunpowder. -
PRAYER is a state of mind, where an amazing exchange happens! We hand over our worries to God and He hands over His blessings to us!