• Did you hear about the optimist who drowned in a bath half full?
  • Blow your mind - smoke gunpowder.
  • PRAYER is a state of mind, where an amazing exchange happens! We hand over our worries to God and He hands over His blessings to us!
    PRAYER is a state of mind, where an amazing exchange happens! We hand over our worries to God and He hands over His blessings to us!
  • When I feel depressed, I like to cut myself, another piece of cake.
    When I feel depressed, I like to cut myself, another piece of cake.
  • A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!
    A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!
  • The economy is so bad that a picture is now worth only 200 words.
  • I said NO to drugs, but they wouldn't listen!
    I said NO to drugs, but they wouldn't listen!
  • It's not the bullet that kills you, It's the hole!
    It's not the bullet that kills you, It's the hole!
  • Cocaine is never a solution. Unless, of course, you dissolve it in water.
  • You know you're drunk when you feel sophisticated but can't pronounce it.