• If tennis players get tennis elbow and squash players get squash knees, do gynaecologists get tunnel vision?
  • Alimony is what a woman charges for name-dropping.
    Alimony is what a woman charges for name-dropping.
  • Never stand between a dog and a hydrant.
    Never stand between a dog and a hydrant.
  • Chocolate helps everything except obesity.
    Chocolate helps everything except obesity.
  • Half-drunk is a waste of money.
  • Man who drive like hell bound to get there!
    Man who drive like hell bound to get there!
  • With great power comes huge electricity bill!
    With great power comes huge electricity bill!
  • When it doesn't feel Right, go LEFT!
    When it doesn't feel Right, go LEFT!
  • A pessimist is a person who mourns the future.
  • Having one child makes you a parent;<br/>
Having two you are a referee.
    Having one child makes you a parent;
    Having two you are a referee.
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