• I'm 500 per cent against inflation.
    I'm 500 per cent against inflation.
  • At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
  • A weekend wasted isn't a wasted weekend.
    A weekend wasted isn't a wasted weekend.
  • Keep the dream alive: hit the snooze button.
    Keep the dream alive: hit the snooze button.
  • If tennis players get tennis elbow and squash players get squash knees, do gynaecologists get tunnel vision?
  • Alimony is what a woman charges for name-dropping.
    Alimony is what a woman charges for name-dropping.
  • Never stand between a dog and a hydrant.
    Never stand between a dog and a hydrant.
  • Chocolate helps everything except obesity.
    Chocolate helps everything except obesity.
  • Half-drunk is a waste of money.
  • Man who drive like hell bound to get there!
    Man who drive like hell bound to get there!