• My spell czech is still broken.
  • Her teeth have so many cavities, she talks with an echo.
    Her teeth have so many cavities, she talks with an echo.
  • Reincarnation is making a comeback!
  • Few things are more expensive than a girl who is free for the evening.
  • I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize!
    I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize!
  • I'm not a hard drinker- I actually find it very easy.
    I'm not a hard drinker- I actually find it very easy.
  • Never buy a car you can't push.
    Never buy a car you can't push.
  • A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
    A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
  • My wife's parking is unparalleled.
  • Never piss off someone with more spare time than you!
    Never piss off someone with more spare time than you!
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