• With great power comes huge electricity bill!
    With great power comes huge electricity bill!
  • When it doesn't feel Right, go LEFT!
    When it doesn't feel Right, go LEFT!
  • A pessimist is a person who mourns the future.
  • Having one child makes you a parent;<br/>
Having two you are a referee.
    Having one child makes you a parent;
    Having two you are a referee.
  • My spell czech is still broken.
  • Her teeth have so many cavities, she talks with an echo.
    Her teeth have so many cavities, she talks with an echo.
  • Reincarnation is making a comeback!
  • Few things are more expensive than a girl who is free for the evening.
  • I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize!
    I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize!
  • I'm not a hard drinker- I actually find it very easy.
    I'm not a hard drinker- I actually find it very easy.