• Never buy a car you can't push.
    Never buy a car you can't push.
  • A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
    A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
  • My wife's parking is unparalleled.
  • Never piss off someone with more spare time than you!
    Never piss off someone with more spare time than you!
  • Why is that a nose runs and feet smell?
    Why is that a nose runs and feet smell?
  • If sleep is so important then why do schools start so early?
  • The law of heredity is that all undesirable traits come from the other parent.
    The law of heredity is that all undesirable traits come from the other parent.
  • Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs!
  • Moonlighting - The sun's other job!
    Moonlighting - The sun's other job!
  • In Japan, balanced Diet means a hung parliament.