• Why is that a nose runs and feet smell?
    Why is that a nose runs and feet smell?
  • If sleep is so important then why do schools start so early?
  • The law of heredity is that all undesirable traits come from the other parent.
    The law of heredity is that all undesirable traits come from the other parent.
  • Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs!
  • Moonlighting - The sun's other job!
    Moonlighting - The sun's other job!
  • In Japan, balanced Diet means a hung parliament.
  • If you jogged backwards, would you gain weight?
    If you jogged backwards, would you gain weight?
  • My goal in life is to survive. Everything else is just a bonus.
    My goal in life is to survive. Everything else is just a bonus.
  • In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
  • Philanthropist - One who returns to the people publicly a small percentage of the wealth he steals from them privately.
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