• What does one plant to grow seedless watermelon?
    What does one plant to grow seedless watermelon?
  • If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drawn too?
    If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drawn too?
  • Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
    Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
  • I never finish anyth
    I never finish anyth
  • I nevur make the same mistake twice. NEVUR.
    I nevur make the same mistake twice. NEVUR.
  • Don't steal. That's the government's job.
    Don't steal. That's the government's job.
  • Do computers files get embarrassed when they're unzipped?
    Do computers files get embarrassed when they're unzipped?
  • A husband who gets his breakfast in bed... is in hospital!
    A husband who gets his breakfast in bed... is in hospital!
  • What's Checkmate?<br /><br />
You tell your wife that you saw a lady who looked exactly like you. And when the wife asks, `Was she hot?`<br />
You can't say YES and you can't even say NO!<br />
That's checkmate!
    What's Checkmate?

    You tell your wife that you saw a lady who looked exactly like you. And when the wife asks, "Was she hot?"
    You can't say YES and you can't even say NO!
    That's checkmate!
  • He who hesitates is probably right.
    He who hesitates is probably right.
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