|What does one plant to grow seedless watermelon?|
|If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drawn too?|
|Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?|
|I never finish anyth|
|I nevur make the same mistake twice. NEVUR.|
|Don't steal. That's the government's job.|
|Do computers files get embarrassed when they're unzipped?|
|A husband who gets his breakfast in bed... is in hospital!|
You tell your wife that you saw a lady who looked exactly like you. And when the wife asks, "Was she hot?"
You can't say YES and you can't even say NO!
|He who hesitates is probably right.|