• If you jogged backwards, would you gain weight?
    If you jogged backwards, would you gain weight?
  • My goal in life is to survive. Everything else is just a bonus.
    My goal in life is to survive. Everything else is just a bonus.
  • In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
  • Philanthropist - One who returns to the people publicly a small percentage of the wealth he steals from them privately.
  • What does one plant to grow seedless watermelon?
    What does one plant to grow seedless watermelon?
  • If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drawn too?
    If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drawn too?
  • Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
    Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
  • I never finish anyth
    I never finish anyth
  • I nevur make the same mistake twice. NEVUR.
    I nevur make the same mistake twice. NEVUR.
  • Don't steal. That's the government's job.
    Don't steal. That's the government's job.