• I can hear music coming from my printer. I think the paper's jamming again.
  • There's a shortage of truth because we're running out of it.
  • By the time you learn to play life's game, you're too old to make the team.
  • Now that I'm in debt, I'm a collectors' item.
    Now that I'm in debt, I'm a collectors' item.
  • If my dog could talk, would I still be his best friend?
  • A last - minute race for a Christmas gift usually ends in a tie.
  • To some people, depression is the pleasure of being sad.
    To some people, depression is the pleasure of being sad.
  • Fame is good, but infamy pays better.
  • Don't honk, Pray - I don't have a driver's license.
  • Wildlife isn't disappearing - it's just moving into the cities.
    Wildlife isn't disappearing - it's just moving into the cities.
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