• First, a politician talks through his hat - then he throws it in the ring.
  • No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationary.
  • Lawyers have feelings, too. Allegedly!
    Law
  • Drugs don't ruin your career. Drugs tests do.
    Drugs don't ruin your career. Drugs tests do.
  • I can hear music coming from my printer. I think the paper's jamming again.
  • There's a shortage of truth because we're running out of it.
  • By the time you learn to play life's game, you're too old to make the team.
  • Now that I'm in debt, I'm a collectors' item.
    Now that I'm in debt, I'm a collectors' item.
  • If my dog could talk, would I still be his best friend?
  • A last - minute race for a Christmas gift usually ends in a tie.