• When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
  • Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
  • After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
  • The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
  • In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism, it's your count that votes.
  • I have some time to kill, but not enough to dispose of the bodies.
  • Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.
  • If you take a laptop computer for a run, you could jog your memory.
  • With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
  • A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.