• Today good taste at the movies is only in the popcorn.
    Today good taste at the movies is only in the popcorn.
  • It's impossible to put down a book about anti-gravity.
  • Actor - A man who tries to be everything but himself.
  • The old songs are best because nobody sings them any more.
    The old songs are best because nobody sings them any more.
  • Nowadays whatever is not worth saying is sung.
  • I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
  • A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
  • I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork.
  • Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear, but forgetting where you heard it.
    Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear, but forgetting where you heard it.
  • If I had a rapper name, it would be Lay-Z!
    If I had a rapper name, it would be Lay-Z!
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