• A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at the other.
  • I'm on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it - Richard Lederer.
  • People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.
  • Breakfast.com halted... cereal port not responding.
  • I'm on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.
  • Dieting is wishful shrinking.
  • The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day, you're off it.
  • If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?
  • One of life's mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a person gain five pounds.
  • When dog food is new and better tasting, who tests it ?
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