• If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come there're so many dead rabbits on roads!
  • A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
    A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
  • Alcohol is the cause of problems to some; and the solution to others.
  • Wine gives courage and makes men more apt for passion.
    Wine gives courage and makes men more apt for passion.
  • Drink coffee. Do stupid things faster and with more energy.
    Drink coffee. Do stupid things faster and with more energy.
  • People who eat natural foods die from natural causes.
    People who eat natural foods die from natural causes.
  • A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
    A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
  • Tea is for mugs, but coffee isn't my cup of tea either.
  • Practice safe eating... always use condiments.
  • Men in a singles bar have one thing in common... they're all married.
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