• If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
  • The lollipop industry is making suckers of us all.
  • If you cook alphabet soup on the stove and leave it unattended, It could spell disaster.
  • Rich foods are like destiny. They, too, shape our ends.
  • Shortbread: They're not making it any longer.
  • Always see the bigger pitcher.
  • You know you're drunk when you feel sophisticated but can't pronounce it.
  • Chocolate helps everything except obesity.
    Chocolate helps everything except obesity.
  • I'm not a hard drinker- I actually find it very easy.
    I'm not a hard drinker- I actually find it very easy.
  • A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
    A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
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