• Practise safe eating: use condiments.
    Practise safe eating: use condiments.
  • The worst thing about accidents in the kitchen is eating them.
  • Character is defined by what you drink. Reputation is defined by how much you drink.
    Character is defined by what you drink. Reputation is defined by how much you drink.
  • Beer: It's not just for breakfast any more.
  • A beer in the hand is worth two in the fridge.
    A beer in the hand is worth two in the fridge.
  • Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
  • Even Chemistry says that 'Alcohol' is a solution.
  • I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where sandwiches live.
  • Toasters: Tanning beds for bread slices.
  • The whole world is about three drinks behind.
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