• One whos eats many prunes gets good run for money.
  • A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight.
  • Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!
  • Bacon and Eggs: A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
  • A one with one chop stick goes hungry.
  • Budweiser makes my taste buds wiser.
  • If drinking Alcohol makes me one Alcoholic does drinking Fanta makes one Fantastic?
  • Chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution.
  • A salad is just a remix for vegetables.
  • Man who drop watch in whisky is wasting time.