• I can hear music coming from my printer. I think the paper's jamming again.
  • Now that I'm in debt, I'm a collectors' item.
    Now that I'm in debt, I'm a collectors' item.
  • A last - minute race for a Christmas gift usually ends in a tie.
  • Don't honk, Pray - I don't have a driver's license.
  • Save face - keep the lower half of it shut.
    Save face - keep the lower half of it shut.
  • The light at the end of the tunnel - are the front lights of a train.
    The light at the end of the tunnel - are the front lights of a train.
  • Today cheek-to-cheek dancing has dropped about three feet.
  • Professionalist women? I've never met an amateur.
  • Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others!
  • Forty - The age when a woman stops patting herself on the back and begins under the chin.
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