• England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
  • Lawyers have feelings too (allegedly).
  • Always glad to share my ignorance - I've got plenty.
    Always glad to share my ignorance - I've got plenty.
  • Always learn from mistake of others who take your advice.
    Always learn from mistake of others who take your advice.
  • Chemistry jokes are 'So dium' funny.
    Chemistry jokes are 'So dium' funny.
  • Sometimes it takes me more than 8 hours to get nothing done.
    Sometimes it takes me more than 8 hours to get nothing done.
  • Microsoft is to software what McDonald's is to gourmet cooking.
  • Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.
  • A lot of people say I'm egocentric, but enough about them.
  • I'm not racist. Racism is a crime and crime is for black people.
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