• Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.
  • I love God. It's his fan club that makes me nervous.
  • Question authority and the authorities will question you.
  • Keep the police on their toes, steal their squad cars.
  • I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
  • We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
  • They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.
  • Bureaucrats cut red tape, lengthwise.
  • I said "no" to drugs, but they just don't listen!
  • Instant idiot. Just add alcohol. .