• Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.
  • At today's prices, the entire supermarket is a gourmet section.
  • No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationary.
  • There's a shortage of truth because we're running out of it.
  • To some people, depression is the pleasure of being sad.
    To some people, depression is the pleasure of being sad.
  • Fame is good, but infamy pays better.
  • Wildlife isn't disappearing - it's just moving into the cities.
    Wildlife isn't disappearing - it's just moving into the cities.
  • Advertising raises our standard of longing.
  • Help stamp out and abolish redundancy.
  • Gossips need to take something for their rumortism.
    Gossips need to take something for their rumortism.
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