• Help stamp out and abolish redundancy.
  • Gossips need to take something for their rumortism.
    Gossips need to take something for their rumortism.
  • I've been fired from every job - but at least I'm not a quitter.
  • Chiropractors get back pay.
    Chiropractors get back pay.
  • Of course I have a persecution complex - everyone hates me.
  • A salesmen who covers chair instead of territory always remains on bottom.
  • Atheists have no invisible means of support.
  • Bikinis are the reason no driving is allowed along the beach.
    Bikinis are the reason no driving is allowed along the beach.
  • The surest sign someone's in love is a divorce.
  • Retirement takes all the fun out of weekends.