• I've been fired from every job - but at least I'm not a quitter.
  • Chiropractors get back pay.
    Chiropractors get back pay.
  • Of course I have a persecution complex - everyone hates me.
  • A salesmen who covers chair instead of territory always remains on bottom.
  • Atheists have no invisible means of support.
  • Bikinis are the reason no driving is allowed along the beach.
    Bikinis are the reason no driving is allowed along the beach.
  • The surest sign someone's in love is a divorce.
  • Retirement takes all the fun out of weekends.
  • Tight jeans take your breadth away.
  • Watch too many reality shows and your life becomes fictitious.
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