• Bore: Someone with a different hobby than hours.
  • Dentist - A person who finds work for his own teeth by taking out those of others!
  • When you bend the truth, don't try to torque your way out of it.
    When you bend the truth, don't try to torque your way out of it.
  • Status-seekers suffer from peer exhaustion.
    Status-seekers suffer from peer exhaustion.
  • Subways give token service.
    Subways give token service.
  • WRINKLES: Something other people have!
    WRINKLES: Something other people have!
  • TOMORROW:<br/>
One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.
    TOMORROW:
    One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.
  • YAWN:<br/>
An honest opinion openly expressed.
    YAWN:
    An honest opinion openly expressed.
  • Slow bachelors aren't even worth catching.
    Slow bachelors aren't even worth catching.
  • Thoughtful neighbors buy things you can afford.
    Thoughtful neighbors buy things you can afford.
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