|Tight jeans take your breadth away.|
|Watch too many reality shows and your life becomes fictitious.|
|Bore: Someone with a different hobby than hours.|
|Dentist - A person who finds work for his own teeth by taking out those of others!|
|When you bend the truth, don't try to torque your way out of it.|
|Status-seekers suffer from peer exhaustion.|
|Subways give token service.|
|WRINKLES: Something other people have!|
One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.
An honest opinion openly expressed.