• The end of the day is near when small men make long shadows.
  • Often it is fatal to live too long.
  • Let face facts, shall we? There is a very real possibility that this could also be the *last* day of the rest of your life.
  • Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids!
  • Marriage is an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master's.
  • Behind every successful man stands a woman waiting for his job.
  • Don't take life seriously, it is not permanent.
  • Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
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