• It's hard to be optimistic with a Misty Optic
  • You can only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
  • If life is unfair to everyone, doesn't that make life fair?
  • Is there intelligent life on earth? Yes, but I'm only visiting.
  • Life is everlasting, but Death is inevitable.
  • If you continue to live in the past, your life is history.
  • As soon as I got a new lease of life, the rent was raised.
  • A good life is like toilet paper. Long and useful.
  • I think I need glasses as I see a lot of people with two faces.
  • The heaviest burden of life is an Empty Pocket!