• Drama is like life with the dull bits cut out.
  • The trouble with life is there's no background music.
  • I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
  • Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
  • Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities.
  • Life is spent between episodes of women being mad at you.
  • Kindness is the oil that takes the friction out of life!
  • Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
  • If I had known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself.
  • Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.