• Campers: Nature's way of feeding mosquitoes.
  • A moron always has other morons who think he's clever.
  • If my dog could talk, would I still be his best friend?
  • A fool and his money are soon parted.
  • Unemployed teachers have no class.
    Unemployed teachers have no class.
  • He who hesitates may not be lost - but his parking spot is!
    He who hesitates may not be lost - but his parking spot is!
  • If astronauts are so smart, why do they count backwards?
    If astronauts are so smart, why do they count backwards?
  • If APPLE made a car, would it have windows?
  • A great farmer has to be great in his field.
    A great farmer has to be great in his field.
  • Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
    Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?