• I sink, therefore I swam.
    I sink, therefore I swam.
  • Candle-makers only work on wickends.
    Candle-makers only work on wickends.
  • Procrastination is a for-later word.
  • Why it's "raining cats and dogs? It should rather be reindeer!
  • I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me!
  • Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!
  • I used to have a fear of hurdles... but I eventually got over it.
  • Every calendar's days are numbered.
  • If you smuggle cars into the country, are you trafficking?
  • Is the Isle of Dogs the Isle of Man's best friend?
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