• If you aim at nothing, you'll hit it every time.
  • If people from Poland are called Poles, why are'nt people from Holland called Holes?
  • Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings. They did it by killing all those who opposed them.
  • Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
  • If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
  • If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
  • If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
  • If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
  • Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?