• Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
  • I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
    I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
  • Did you hear about the man who bought a plate with four corners so he could enjoy a square meal?
  • It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.
    It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.
  • If moths like light so much, why don't they just come out during the day?
  • If the dog puts on weight, it means the owner is lazy.
  • The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.
    The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.
  • Hot glass looks same as cold glass.
    ~ Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers
  • Tips- Wages we pay to other people's hired help.
    Tips- Wages we pay to other people's hired help.
  • Why it is called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
    Why it is called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
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