• When we first met, she and I were the same age.
  • I believe that dust protects furniture.
  • I've got a friend named Jay. We call him J for short.
  • Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.
    Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.
  • Don't confuse an open mind with one that's vacant.
  • If you hold in a burp does it eventually become a fart?
  • If a boy is a lad and he has a step father, is the boy a step ladder?
  • Plastic surgery: Go ahead and pick your nose.
  • A speech is like a bicycle wheel - the longer the spoke, the greater the tire.
    A speech is like a bicycle wheel - the longer the spoke, the greater the tire.
  • Cripple jokes are mean, I can't stand them.
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