|Some fellows believe in dreams until they marry one.|
|Men who think "one size fits all" better prepare to live with wife who throws many fit.|
|If I don't pay alimony this month, can my wife repossess me?|
|When wife complains too much about no magic in marriage, husband will disappear.|
|A faithful husband is one whose alimony cheque is always on time.|
|Alimony is what a woman charges for name-dropping.|
|A husband who gets his breakfast in bed... is in hospital!|
You tell your wife that you saw a lady who looked exactly like you. And when the wife asks, "Was she hot?"
You can't say YES and you can't even say NO!
|Narad Ji's words of wisdom to all married people:|
If your spouse sends you romantic messages, don't be happy. Instead try to find out as to who is sending those messages to your spouse!
|Matrimony - A knot tied by a preacher, untied by a lawyer.|