• Some fellows believe in dreams until they marry one.
    Some fellows believe in dreams until they marry one.
  • Men who think "one size fits all" better prepare to live with wife who throws many fit.
  • If I don't pay alimony this month, can my wife repossess me?
  • When wife complains too much about no magic in marriage, husband will disappear.
    When wife complains too much about no magic in marriage, husband will disappear.
  • A faithful husband is one whose alimony cheque is always on time.
    A faithful husband is one whose alimony cheque is always on time.
  • Alimony is what a woman charges for name-dropping.
    Alimony is what a woman charges for name-dropping.
  • A husband who gets his breakfast in bed... is in hospital!
    A husband who gets his breakfast in bed... is in hospital!
  • What's Checkmate?<br /><br />
You tell your wife that you saw a lady who looked exactly like you. And when the wife asks, `Was she hot?`<br />
You can't say YES and you can't even say NO!<br />
That's checkmate!
    What's Checkmate?

    You tell your wife that you saw a lady who looked exactly like you. And when the wife asks, "Was she hot?"
    You can't say YES and you can't even say NO!
    That's checkmate!
  • Narad Ji's words of wisdom to all married people:<br />
If your spouse sends you romantic messages, don't be happy. Instead try to find out as to who is sending those messages to your spouse!
    Narad Ji's words of wisdom to all married people:
    If your spouse sends you romantic messages, don't be happy. Instead try to find out as to who is sending those messages to your spouse!
  • Matrimony - A knot tied by a preacher, untied by a lawyer.
    Matrimony - A knot tied by a preacher, untied by a lawyer.
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