• The best way to get a wife to argue with you, is to say something.
    The best way to get a wife to argue with you, is to say something.
  • Getting carried away can get you married away!
  • Wives are so much more attractive when they don't have an opinion.
  • Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge.
  • Women begin by resisting a man's advances and end by blocking his retreat.
    Women begin by resisting a man's advances and end by blocking his retreat.
  • Man who was a dude before marriage, is now subdued.
  • When a wife complains too much about no magic in marriage, husband will disappear.
  • A shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death.
  • If I had a dollar for every time I thought about my wife, I would probably start thinking about her.
  • The only thing divorce proves is whose mother was right in the first place.
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