• "Happy Hours" for husbands are "Hapless Hours" for wives!
  • Women aren't that bad, but wives!
  • My wife says I never listen, or something like that...
  • Marriage is like game of poker. You start with a pair and end with a full house.
  • With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
  • Take your troubles like a man. Blame them on your wife.
  • It`s so easy for a man to understand a wife when she isn`t `His`.
  • In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker.
  • Sign in a Driving School:
    If your wife wants to learn to drive, don`t stand in her way!
  • Women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.