• On a plumber's truck: 'We repair what your husband fixed.'
  • To catch a husband is an art; to hold him is a job.
  • Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient.
  • Whenever you have to make a decision, listen to your heart, then your head & finally do what your wife tells you to do.
  • This is worse than a divorce, I have lost half of my net worth and I still have a wife!
  • One out of 4 marriages ends in a divorce, what do the other marriages end in ?
  • A husband's last words should always be 'OK buy it'.
  • All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage.
  • A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
  • It's amazing how easy it is for a man to understand a wife - when she isn't his own!