Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life!
|A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong!|
|My wife and I role play as a teacher & student on weekends.|
That's when she calls my mom and complains to her about my pathetic behavior during the week!
|Wife: Why do you hate my relatives so much?|
Husband: No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine!
|Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence; And Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience!|
|The love between a husband and wife is pure love.|
Because it does not revolve around physical passion!
|Life-saving tip for husbands:|
When your wife says `What did you just say?` during an argument, DO NOT say again what you just said!
|I just read that scientists have no idea why the human body has an appendix or why it even exists. Made me think of you.|
This text is from my wife. What should I do?
|Not sure why my wife is calling me lazy. I didn't do anything!|
|My wife is so simple. I don't need to do much to make her happy. And I need to do even less to make her mad!|