• Marital Advice:<br/>
Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life!
    Marital Advice:
    Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life!
  • A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong!
    A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong!
  • My wife and I role play as a teacher & student on weekends.<br/>
That's when she calls my mom and complains to her about my pathetic behavior during the week!
    My wife and I role play as a teacher & student on weekends.
    That's when she calls my mom and complains to her about my pathetic behavior during the week!
  • Wife: Why do you hate my relatives so much?<br/>
Husband: No, I don't hate your relatives.  In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine!
    Wife: Why do you hate my relatives so much?
    Husband: No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine!
  • Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence;
And Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience!
    Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence; And Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience!
  • The love between a husband and wife is pure love.<br/>
Because it does not revolve around physical passion!
    The love between a husband and wife is pure love.
    Because it does not revolve around physical passion!
  • Life-saving tip for husbands:<br/>
When your wife says `What did you just say?` during an argument, DO NOT say again what you just said!
    Life-saving tip for husbands:
    When your wife says `What did you just say?` during an argument, DO NOT say again what you just said!
  • I just read that scientists have no idea why the human body has an appendix or why it even exists. Made me think of you.<br/>
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This text is from my wife. What should I do?
    I just read that scientists have no idea why the human body has an appendix or why it even exists. Made me think of you.
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    This text is from my wife. What should I do?
  • Not sure why my wife is calling me lazy. I didn't do anything!
    Not sure why my wife is calling me lazy. I didn't do anything!
  • My wife is so simple. I don't need to do much to make her happy. And I need to do even less to make her mad!
    My wife is so simple. I don't need to do much to make her happy. And I need to do even less to make her mad!