• The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.
  • Half of the people in the world are below average.
  • Brain is an apparatus with which we think we think.
  • Worry is interest paid on trouble before it falls due.
  • Misfortune: the kind of fortune that never misses.
  • It's hard to make a comeback when you have't been anywhere.
  • If a tin whistle is made out of tin, then what, exactly, is a foghorn made out of?
  • Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.
  • Shin - Device for finding furniture in the dark.
  • In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice; In practice, however, there is.