• Never hit a man with glasses - hit him with a baseball bat.
  • Good people are always remembered, and bad people a bit more.
  • If words could kill, I'd sentence you to death.
  • Religion is popular because it makes you feel good about being stupid.
  • There is a devil in every berry of the grape.
  • If you don't like the news, go out and make your own.
  • Which is worse: Ignorance or apathy? Who knows? Who cares?
  • When you harbour bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
  • I'm not mean , my humor may be though.
  • If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.