• Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.
  • What if someone died in the living room?
  • Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.
  • How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost.
  • If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat ?
  • Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking.
  • A Committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but as a group decide that nothing can be done.