• If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
  • I would be unstoppable if I could just get started.
  • How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
  • He who sticks head in open window gets pane in the neck.
  • I have some time to kill, but not enough to dispose of the bodies.
  • The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
  • Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
  • What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
  • When everything is coming your way, you`re in the wrong lane.
  • I`m moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes.