• If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you`ve never tried before.
  • Going to church doesn`t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
  • Luck has a peculiar habit of favoring those who do not depend on it.
  • Honk if you want to see my finger.
  • You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.
  • On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels.
  • We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey.
  • Once you lose your reputation, you don't mind it.
  • Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.
  • He who angers you conquers you.
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