• If you lend someone Rs 500, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.
  • The curse of being the last one at the party is paying the check.
  • IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
  • Whoever said money doesn't grow on trees obviously never sold marijuana.
  • An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.
  • If "money" is utilised to save "time" then it is the best way to spend!
  • Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
  • Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
  • Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.
  • A fool and his money are soon partying.